Ten phrases I hope never to hear again:
1. Ping me As in: "Ping me next week and I'll give you an update." Contact, call, email.
2. Populate the form factor As in: "Once we get the layout determined, we just have to populate the form factor." Write the copy.
3. In my silo As in: "Sales training is not in my silo; you need to talk to Charlie." Area, department, responsibility.
4. Long pole [of the tent] As in: "Obtaining the permits is the long pole in this build-out." Longest lead time.
5. Ideate As in: "Let's set up a conference call and ideate on this." Come up with ideas, brainstorm.
6. Socialize As in "I'll take this recommendation back and socialize it." Send around for review.
7. OOO As in "Ping me Monday on this as I'm OOO til then." Out Of Office.
8. Day Alpha As in "We need to get this accomplished by Day Alpha." Launch date.
9. Bandwidth As in "My department doesn't have the bandwidth for that right now." Capacity, resources.
And last but not least;
10. Surplus As in "Employees who are notified of surplus will receive severance." Laid off.
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